After weeks of playing peek- a-boo with an unknown groin formation, Phil was diagnosed with being Hernatious. No more soaking LuLuLemons for at least 4 weeks.
A disease that causes extreme flairs of herp derpness. It's not a deadly disease but it is highly contagious as it is airborne so if you find your self suffering from Herpatitus-D, contact anyone you have been around so they can be checked out immediately. There is no cure for Herpatitus-D and it is hereditary so watch who you hang out with as they could be carriers and not know it themselves. There are treatments for the flair ups with a soothing ointment which can be applied five times a day. The best way to deal with HD is to be taken out back behind a shed and be taken out old yeller style
An example of Herpatitus-D is claiming yourself KingHerp of all the Derpdom.
A form of herpes/hepatitis which can be contracted by a)stepping on broken glass and b)partaking in sexual encounters with minors. Symptoms include mucus-laden coughing, body aches, disorientation. Warning: don't playfrisbee around broken bottles.
Broken glass is ouch Watch what you do with your feet Herpatitus, Nooooo!
inflammation of the herpes contracted by staying at a Ramada Inn in Anahiem. It is when your herpes get hepatitis. Commonly associated with elephantitus.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.