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Keying is the like opening a door nob the only difrence is that your doing it with your penis

You stick a key in your dick hole then squeez your dick and twisting it then pulling it just like the act of opening a door
Hey you want to go keying with me after school today
Keying by Nazi germany January 28, 2017
When you take 2 house keys and make them pole dance on a wire hanger.
Damn, My keys are so hott at keying.
Keying turns me on.
Keying by Tori^Brittany November 23, 2007

Keying a Car 

The act of scraping a car with an object leaving a large scratch mark.
Keying a Car:
Someone keyed my car.
My car got keyed.
Keying a Car by TheProff April 23, 2019

keying in 

Listen closen or to have input in ones conversation
I was keying in to what he was saying
keying in by Dp Off Da Ko July 4, 2019

keying a car 

This is the action in which a person uses the keys of a car to temporarily scratch a car. Usually, this has very expensive results.
"Hey dude, wassup!?"
"Nothing man. Just saw an old grumpy man keying a car."
keying a car by Mqmagic February 19, 2019

Keying my shit 

Keying my shits basically means ur getting me tight , you getting me mad 😭
yo this bitch is keying my shit 😭

swervo gz
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
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