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Hornitis 

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Hornitis is a deadly disease, when you are horny for too long you get Hornitis, side effects include: Dizziness, Horny-ness, stomach aches and coughing. it's very contagious, don't be horny near anyone or you both risk getting Hornitis.
"Damn bruh i got a bad case of Hornitis"

"the hell man stay away ion wanna catch yo disease"
Hornitis by Disease Whisperer August 29, 2020
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Hornitis 

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Extreme fluidity in the crotch area; may have the desire to grind on odd body parts of partner. Thoughts of engaging in slut-like behavior with the opposite sex due to being turn down for sex or partner refusing. May speak of vulgar sexually explicit acts. Symptoms include: wet underwear, dizziness, electrical impulses in clitorial area; women equivalent to blue balls
-I was gonna put out but he refused; now I have hornitis.

- Never leave your girl with the case of hornitits
Hornitis by ChichiAli August 1, 2015
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Hornyitis 

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serious case of being cock blocked to where you are left with nothing....
Man i have a huge case of hornyitis....
Hornyitis by hornyitis girl... July 19, 2010

hornitos

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Bartender, I'll have an hornitos margarita, straight up.

Bartender, I'll have another hornitos margarita, straight up.

Barrender, I'll have nmnother hrnoitos margarita, shut up.

Btenndr how buout another mgrita

Nother one please?

*vomits and passes out*
hornitos by banfito May 8, 2003

hornitos

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a condition involving the irrepressible urge to bang a chick with your toes.
dude, i had some serious hornitos last night, all the little piggys were fully erect
hornitos by tfollz January 3, 2011

Hornitos

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Look at my bag of hornitos.
Hornitos by Zensai October 11, 2017

horitis

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A series of random and seemingly unrelated illnesses resulting from over-exposure to the collective bodily fluids of a large random sample of humans
Gotta call in sick today.....got a case of the horitis.
horitis by maker_breaker_213 July 15, 2014
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