hoppertunity

A set of ideal circumstances that make it possible to do something you wouldn't think twice about excepting.

Given half the chance I would hop on the hoppertunity.

hoppertunity by Silly gumballs June 14, 2023

Honkertunity 

When driving and the opportunity to honk at someone arises.

This a-hole almost backed in to me today and I totally used my honkertunity and scared the crap out of him.

Honkertunity by Superflypirate October 20, 2010

whoppertunity 

The opportunity to purchase a delicious flame broiled Whopper or Whopper Junior from Burger King.

You're hungry? Well we passed a BK 6 blocks ago, but there's no way I'm going all the way back there. Sorry, you missed your whoppertunity.

whoppertunity by BobBoberBobest February 18, 2011

Hopportunity 

Mountain bike or BMX term. Noun.

A circumstance where a rider has an opportunity to get airborne. Most often a feature or landmark that would not normally be used as a launch pad.

I was biking along and saw a loading dock that looked like a great hopportunity.

Hopportunity by Totally not Eli ;) June 1, 2016

boppertunity

When your chances of getting bopped up are exponentially increased

"I'd hate myself too if I missed a boppertunity like that!"

boppertunity by TheBoppertunist January 2, 2012

Choppertunity

A situation in which one has the opportunity to chop. (to chop: flirt)

Greg: Damn, look and Jason tryna' chop on Channel!
John: Well, you know Jason, boy jumps at ANY choppertunity!

Choppertunity by ptoodaloo April 21, 2011

Hopportunity 

When you give a Soviet scientist a chance to drive away and he has to come crawling back because his 7-foot monster friend knows he talked.

Jim Hopper: I'M GIVING HIM A HOPPORTUNITY!
Joyce Byers: Jim, he's started the car, and I'm pretty sure he's driving away!

Hopportunity by Max-i-mooo July 7, 2019