whoppertunity

The opportunity to purchase a delicious flame broiled Whopper or Whopper Junior from Burger King.

You're hungry? Well we passed a BK 6 blocks ago, but there's no way I'm going all the way back there. Sorry, you missed your whoppertunity.

by BobBoberBobest January 28, 2011

whoppertunity

an opportunity to be that which you are-LOVE

A friend said to me once - I envy the whoppertunities you're about to have. She insisted she'd said 'opportunities' but I heard whoppertunities.

Today's world holds infinite whoppertunities.

by Mary Hayhoe December 11, 2004

whoppertunities

A lifetime of slavery and whippings that you get if you apply for a job at Burger King.

"Oh no! Not whoppertunities! They are painful!"

by Daniel McLaren June 14, 2004