Honkertunity

When driving and the opportunity to honk at someone arises.

This a-hole almost backed in to me today and I totally used my honkertunity and scared the crap out of him.

by Superflypirate October 20, 2010

Honkatunity

An opportunity on the road when the driver could honk at somebody with a high degree of justification. It usually refers to honking the actual audible horn and not the so-called high beam honk or light honk, i.e. a quick flash of the high beams.

Driver (very hopefully): Is this a honkatunity??
Passenger: Yes, man the left turn signal is on for 5 seconds and he is still not moving!

by Quitepseudo June 13, 2019

hollertunity

A situation that conveniently creates an opportunity to holler someone of romantic interest.

SQ "what am I gonna do with a groupon for two?!"
Limbs "hit up that girl you've been digging to go with you! Gotta recognize that hollertunity!"

by djlimbs September 4, 2010

hoppertunity

A set of ideal circumstances that make it possible to do something you wouldn't think twice about excepting.

Given half the chance I would hop on the hoppertunity.

by Silly gumballs June 14, 2023