hoepportunity

An opportunity given to a known pre gold digger.

The entrepreneur gave her the hoepportunity to assist him in his rise to stardom but she decided to chase a bag somewhere else.

by Junkfinder33 August 3, 2021

Hopportunity

Mountain bike or BMX term. Noun.

A circumstance where a rider has an opportunity to get airborne. Most often a feature or landmark that would not normally be used as a launch pad.

I was biking along and saw a loading dock that looked like a great hopportunity.

by Totally not Eli ;) June 1, 2016

Hopportunity

When you give a Soviet scientist a chance to drive away and he has to come crawling back because his 7-foot monster friend knows he talked.

Jim Hopper: I'M GIVING HIM A HOPPORTUNITY!
Joyce Byers: Jim, he's started the car, and I'm pretty sure he's driving away!

by Max-i-mooo July 7, 2019

hoppurtunity

holla at a ho and bring her home

Dude, hoppurtunity at 2 o'clock

by The Neil, D Shiznit,Italian Stallion,Stony,Alaura June 11, 2006

hopportunity

What you give a rabbit if you leave da door to his cage open.

Two cage-doors accidentally got left open in da local rabbit warren, those of a male and a female bunny. Talk about a "double hopportunity" --- not only could da boy-rabbit get loose, but he had a chance to "jump da bones" of da girl-rabbit!

by QuacksO January 31, 2023

hoportunity

Typically used to describe when house rabbits are free to hop around their humans' homes.

Charlie, enjoy your hoportunity in the family room until it's time to tuck in for the evening.

by SINJim March 9, 2021

hoppertunity

A set of ideal circumstances that make it possible to do something you wouldn't think twice about excepting.

Given half the chance I would hop on the hoppertunity.

by Silly gumballs June 14, 2023