hoportunity 

Typically used to describe when house rabbits are free to hop around their humans' homes.

Charlie, enjoy your hoportunity in the family room until it's time to tuck in for the evening.

hoportunity by SINJim March 9, 2021

moportunity 

an opportunity to use a mop.

i spilt the tea get the mop is a moportunity.

moportunity by jaimelf August 17, 2019

Hopportunity 

Mountain bike or BMX term. Noun.

A circumstance where a rider has an opportunity to get airborne. Most often a feature or landmark that would not normally be used as a launch pad.

I was biking along and saw a loading dock that looked like a great hopportunity.

Hopportunity by Totally not Eli ;) June 1, 2016

Hopportunity 

When you give a Soviet scientist a chance to drive away and he has to come crawling back because his 7-foot monster friend knows he talked.

Jim Hopper: I'M GIVING HIM A HOPPORTUNITY!
Joyce Byers: Jim, he's started the car, and I'm pretty sure he's driving away!

Hopportunity by Max-i-mooo July 7, 2019

Shoportunity 

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

Shoportunity by MontanaC March 4, 2009

hoppurtunity

holla at a ho and bring her home

Dude, hoppurtunity at 2 o'clock

hoppurtunity by The Neil, D Shiznit,Italian Stallion,Stony,Alaura June 11, 2006

Poportunity 

1. Blanket word describing the downfall of modern music.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.

American Idol is giving poportunity to so called 'artists' who would normally be relegated to coffee shops.

Poportunity by Sizzor April 2, 2008