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moportunity 

i spilt the tea get the mop is a moportunity.
moportunity by jaimelf August 17, 2019

Hopportunity 

Mountain bike or BMX term. Noun.

A circumstance where a rider has an opportunity to get airborne. Most often a feature or landmark that would not normally be used as a launch pad.
I was biking along and saw a loading dock that looked like a great hopportunity.

Hopportunity 

When you give a Soviet scientist a chance to drive away and he has to come crawling back because his 7-foot monster friend knows he talked.
Jim Hopper: I'M GIVING HIM A HOPPORTUNITY!
Joyce Byers: Jim, he's started the car, and I'm pretty sure he's driving away!
Hopportunity by Max-i-mooo July 7, 2019

Shoportunity 

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.
I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.
Shoportunity by MontanaC March 4, 2009

hoppurtunity

holla at a ho and bring her home
Dude, hoppurtunity at 2 o'clock

Poportunity 

1. Blanket word describing the downfall of modern music.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.
American Idol is giving poportunity to so called 'artists' who would normally be relegated to coffee shops.
Poportunity by Sizzor April 2, 2008