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hoportunity 

Typically used to describe when house rabbits are free to hop around their humans' homes.
Charlie, enjoy your hoportunity in the family room until it's time to tuck in for the evening.
hoportunity by SINJim March 9, 2021
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moportunity 

i spilt the tea get the mop is a moportunity.
moportunity by jaimelf August 17, 2019

Hopportunity 

Mountain bike or BMX term. Noun.

A circumstance where a rider has an opportunity to get airborne. Most often a feature or landmark that would not normally be used as a launch pad.
I was biking along and saw a loading dock that looked like a great hopportunity.

Hopportunity 

When you give a Soviet scientist a chance to drive away and he has to come crawling back because his 7-foot monster friend knows he talked.
Jim Hopper: I'M GIVING HIM A HOPPORTUNITY!
Joyce Byers: Jim, he's started the car, and I'm pretty sure he's driving away!
Hopportunity by Max-i-mooo July 7, 2019

Shoportunity 

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.
I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.
Shoportunity by MontanaC March 4, 2009

hoppurtunity

holla at a ho and bring her home
Dude, hoppurtunity at 2 o'clock

Poportunity 

1. Blanket word describing the downfall of modern music.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.
American Idol is giving poportunity to so called 'artists' who would normally be relegated to coffee shops.
Poportunity by Sizzor April 2, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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