hollertunity

A situation that conveniently creates an opportunity to holler someone of romantic interest.

SQ "what am I gonna do with a groupon for two?!"
Limbs "hit up that girl you've been digging to go with you! Gotta recognize that hollertunity!"

by djlimbs September 4, 2010

Honkertunity

When driving and the opportunity to honk at someone arises.

This a-hole almost backed in to me today and I totally used my honkertunity and scared the crap out of him.

by Superflypirate October 20, 2010

hoppertunity

A set of ideal circumstances that make it possible to do something you wouldn't think twice about excepting.

Given half the chance I would hop on the hoppertunity.

by Silly gumballs June 14, 2023