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Definitions by Max-i-mooo

Leechy Martini

A stank vagina that turned out surprisingly delicious.
"Last time I was in Australia I went to my first strip club and had my first Leechy Martini. It was surprisingly tasty!"
"Elle are you positive you're saying that right? There's no way you could be mixing it up with a lychee martini?"
"Oh I had both, the lychee was almost as good."
Leechy Martini by Max-i-mooo July 9, 2026

Hopportunity 

When you give a Soviet scientist a chance to drive away and he has to come crawling back because his 7-foot monster friend knows he talked.
Jim Hopper: I'M GIVING HIM A HOPPORTUNITY!
Joyce Byers: Jim, he's started the car, and I'm pretty sure he's driving away!
Hopportunity by Max-i-mooo July 7, 2019