Hoomies

Like the zoomies for pets, but the people version. Slaphappy minus the giggles.

I was tired about an hour ago, but I got the hoomies and now I can't sit still or stop talking.

by HeckDeck123 October 12, 2022

Kissing the homies goodnight

Something we all do, kissing the homies goodnight, it is not gay

If you do not kiss the homies goodnight, go to bed

Joe: Sorry babe I was kissing the homies goodnight

Sarah: Isn’t that gay?

Joe: Look, if you say it is gay one more time I’m going to leave you

by DaemonAzure January 5, 2020

homiesexual

its a sexuality where we homies but it aint gay cause we’re just homies

person1: ay bruh u kiss yo homies gn?
person2: naw thats gay af
person1: nah its js homiesexual ! 👅

by braayy March 1, 2019

homiesexual

when you act 100% gay with your friends but you’re actually straight

tyler: can i tickle your balls real quick?
jackson: no that’s gross!
tyler: don’t worry, it’s homiesexual

by melody money June 23, 2022

Homiesexual

When you got to pull a favor for the boys. Such favors tend to be sexual, but non-homosexual.

Eating your boy's ass ain't homosexual it's homiesexual.

by Papa Wallams October 18, 2017

Homies

Friends, dudes, guys, buddies, pals, amigos, bros, chill partners.

When it was time to go I kissed the homies as is custom.

by Kevin December 11, 2019

Homiesexual

Homiesexual is a sexuality, and is related to homosexuality and heterosexuality, you still maintain your heterosexual identity outside of your friendships, but when you’re interacting with your homies, it will be acceptable to make homosexual comments to them. Without the fear of being called gay. People who identify as a homiesexual, is free of using phrases such as “no homo” since their sexuality is already disclosed.

Person1 “Yo, homie! I see yo’ cute ass lookin’ nice and tight today, love you cutie.”
Person2 (Homie) “Aye, thanks homie! Yo’ sexy ass lookin’ fine too ;)”

Person3 (Observing Conversation) “Man, y’all a bunch of homiesexuals!”

by ej-elskakje-dej February 19, 2018