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The hoonies
The hoonies by Hans Tan September 9, 2008
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Post Drinking Hornies
A medical condition (not-yet-scientifically classified) whereby a person gets unusually horny following an epic drinking binge. Side effects include an uncontrollable desire for coitus and/or masturbation. This phenomenon is particularly unusual because the patient is generally suffering simultaneously from the normal side effects of overindulging in alcohol consumption.
One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.
One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.
You go on a bachelor party vacation to Cabo San Lucus or Las Vegas. Say you drink Thursday-Saturday night non-stop. On Sunday, and possibly even Monday, you may feel extremely horny. This is what is referred to as "The Post Drinking Hornies".
Post Drinking Hornies by Water Bison July 23, 2013
Chuck a Hoonie
Chuck a Hoonie by Sonafets May 22, 2021
Homonies
Two male friends who are so close, it seems they are both homos and homies. They defend each other like husband and wife and share many similarities with non-platonic heterosexual couples.
hooniesheart
-“Hey have you seen hooniesheart recent video”
-“Oh that delulu? Nah, I blocked her she’s crayyzayyy.”
-“Oh that delulu? Nah, I blocked her she’s crayyzayyy.”
hooniesheart by poshparis February 27, 2022
ISO Hornies
Crypto investors who are infatuated with ISO 20022. Disinterested in all other messaging standards. Lose focus easily in a conversation. Likely to enter into a state of rage if the words 'market cap' are uttered in their presence.
ISO Hornies by HodlZ March 20, 2023
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.