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1.Slang term for Marijauna
2.A Blunt rolled with a peach white owl, hence the name " Hootie ".
" Hey let's roll up some Hooties and fly."
Hooties by Brandon Chalmers June 16, 2006
Pubic lice, especially those picked up from a whore or one-night-stand-- ie 'ho cooties'.
"How'd it go with that girl last night?"
"Really bad; she gave me hooties."
"Dude, you totally had that one coming."
Hooties by TheUltimateAuthority April 7, 2009
smaller, less plump form of hooters
that girl had some cute hooties.
hooties by 2flii October 12, 2008

big hooties 

large breasts, like the ones that belong to my girlfriend.
I love touching those big hooties!
big hooties by jmdr February 26, 2003

smelly hootie 

A twat that hasn't been properly cleaned for days resulting in horrendous odors.
The men who are into Melaynya love an unwashed rancid smelly hootie.
smelly hootie by Vermont Fag January 7, 2017

Dumpster Hotties 

When you live in a condo or apartment and you look into the back alley only to find not so decent to good looking girls frolicking by your dumpster. Dumpster hotties are hard to catch as they are usually heading back to thier building.
Cam: Hey man, look more dumpster hotties are gathering.
Sean: mmmmhh dumpster hotties
Dumpster Hotties by AmosMosesJones January 30, 2010
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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