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1.Slang term for Marijauna
2.A Blunt rolled with a peach white owl, hence the name " Hootie ".
" Hey let's roll up some Hooties and fly."
Hooties by Brandon Chalmers June 16, 2006
Pubic lice, especially those picked up from a whore or one-night-stand-- ie 'ho cooties'.
"How'd it go with that girl last night?"
"Really bad; she gave me hooties."
"Dude, you totally had that one coming."
Hooties by TheUltimateAuthority April 7, 2009
smaller, less plump form of hooters
that girl had some cute hooties.
hooties by 2flii October 12, 2008

big hooties 

large breasts, like the ones that belong to my girlfriend.
big hooties by jmdr February 26, 2003

smelly hootie 

A twat that hasn't been properly cleaned for days resulting in horrendous odors.
The men who are into Melaynya love an unwashed rancid smelly hootie.
smelly hootie by Vermont Fag January 7, 2017

Dumpster Hotties 

When you live in a condo or apartment and you look into the back alley only to find not so decent to good looking girls frolicking by your dumpster. Dumpster hotties are hard to catch as they are usually heading back to thier building.
Cam: Hey man, look more dumpster hotties are gathering.
Sean: mmmmhh dumpster hotties
Dumpster Hotties by AmosMosesJones January 30, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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