honkery

Acting in such a manner as to perpetuate white (honkey) stereotypes in society such as shopping at the Gap, wearing socks with sandals, fathers using baby bjorns etc.

Her: Let's go to Ikea and find some throw pillows for the new chaise!

Me: Our Sundays are so full of honkery.

by crickkills May 18, 2011

Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.

Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!

by hellooostrich January 7, 2011

honkey ass

a person who no ass; flat ass

Man the girl over there has a honkey ass

by Stoned Blacksmith October 28, 2009

honkeymoon

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.

Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.

by #1ABF December 5, 2014

honkey muffa

a durogatory word to desricbe one of the white race. meaning honkey mother f*****

That guy is a honkey muffa

by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010

hookery

N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker.

<Man enters room full of women>
Wtf, is this hookery?

by tomayto July 6, 2009

Honkey Whisperer

This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤

There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016