29 definitions by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag

London broil

This is large brown steaming hot terd digested out of your ass in one solid titanic of a floater or sinker, after not shitting for a couple days.

I swear my kid just shit a London broil! How did something that size even get out of him and I wonder if I need to cut back on the grilled cheese and fruit snacks?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

She likes it in her ear

This a nice way of saying a woman doesn't like giving head because she turns her head every time a dick is in her face.

Man, my girl don't like giving head!
What?!
Yeah man, she likes it in her ear. Everytime I put my dick in her face she turns her head.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016

Chow

This is a long haired dog known to be viscious and dangerous.

This can also be used as a one word description saying you got cheated on with, by someone. Used as a noun and verb.

Can be said as: chow, chowed, chowing

I thought I loved that girl but she ended up being a chow.

I caught my wife chowing with her sancho.
I found out my girl chowed my best friend on my bed.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 6, 2016

Sanchez Surprise

This is the act of jerking off over someone's face as they suck on your balls in a t-bag like fashion. Without warning, when you're about to cum, you pull your balls out of their mouth and drape them over their eyes so they can't see and in the same motion shove your asshole right in their mouth. Theyll never see it coming.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Surprise. She never saw it coming as I pulled my balls out of her mouth and draped them over her eyes. Before she knew it, she was sucking on my asshole as I exploded cum everywhere!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016

The Brown Cowboy

This is the act of ejaculating deep inside a girls asshole without her knowing it's about to happen. As she becomes comfortable with a little fingering of the Brown eye as you fuck her, you make your move! Pull your pistol and saddle up her back door for the ride of a lifetime! It's certain to end with a bang! If she likes it, then youll know you found your philly!

The Brown Cowboy is the act of ejaculating in a girls ass without her knowing it's about to happen. Also used as a test to see if she's a keeper.

Bro! I think I'm I'm love! I pulled the Brown Cowboy last night and she liked it!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 1, 2016

Snow Biscuit

This is when a man creampies a yeast infected vagina.

My lady has been having some feminine hygiene problems lately. I wonder if I gave her a snow biscuit if the yeast infection would kill my sperm?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Skittles Party

Multi colored and flavored candy that is delicious. Also, a name for a specific type of Bukake Party where a woman or man gets ejaculated on by every race of man.

"Wow! Did you see how she/he tasted the rainbow at that skittles party?"

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 1, 2016