29 definitions by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag
My lady has been having some feminine hygiene problems lately. I wonder if I gave her a snow biscuit if the yeast infection would kill my sperm?
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
This is large brown steaming hot terd digested out of your ass in one solid titanic of a floater or sinker, after not shitting for a couple days.
I swear my kid just shit a London broil! How did something that size even get out of him and I wonder if I need to cut back on the grilled cheese and fruit snacks?
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
Despite her liberal Lesbian, yet butch conservative life style, this Whistling Dixie Chick loves to suck a good dick once in awhile. When the Bull comes out of this Bear, Shell gobble down your pleasure pig with so much greed, all the stock brokers on Wall Street will be jealous if they found out!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
Saying my niggles is an intimate term of endearment. It's like saying my nigga except directed towards an intimate partner or side chick.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016
This is when a guy is getting his dick sucked standing up and gets a finger up is ass he is cumming. This causing him to stand straight up like a stick is in his ass, with his arms out and a brainless look of uncertainty of whether or not it's ok to like what just happened.
Listen to this girl! Last night I stuck my finger up my man's ass, he stood up like The Scarecrow you see in every cornfield in Nebraska . The real funny part was he got all confused and embarrassed like he didn't like it. Girl, you know he did! He wasn't in Kansas anymore that's for sure!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
This name is a term of endearment for your main squeeze. She is down to ride for you no matter what the circumstance are.
Man my nigga, my niggleboo sucked my dick and made me a sandwich!
Damn nigga, I wish my niggleboo was bout it like that!
Damn nigga, I wish my niggleboo was bout it like that!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016
This is a Herpe on a person's mouth that won't go a way. This "sore" subject always seems to lead back to just a "cold sore", but after about 2 weeks, this holy mole of VD's and a coworkers denial, has you slipping your prescription of Valtrex in their coffee every morning.
I swear, if the Deli Manger doesn't get rid of that Lurky Herpe on her lip, I'm going to put in for a transfer to produce...
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016