29 definitions by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag

Chasing the Leprechaun

A name for a woman who is known to be a gold digger. Prominently old white men with money are the primary target. When he dies, she gets his pot of gold!

Chasing the Leprechaun is the act of pursuing a rich old white guy for his money.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 01, 2016

Filet-o-puss

This is an adjective to describe a vagina that looks like raw calimari. Or sushi that isn't quite rolled up.

I was going to score with this chick last night when I discovered her filet-o-puss. It looked like it was going to be my last meal and the chef serving me was staring, waiting form me to dig into this salmonella sushi abortion.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 04, 2016

Dosie-don't

This is a term used to describe really bad dance moves.

This girl dancing at the club last night looked like she was doing the dosie-don't! I thought Elaine from Seinfeld was on the dance floor!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 06, 2016

Dosie-don't

This is a term used to describe really bad dance moves.

This girl dancing at the club last night looked like she was doing the dosie-don't! I thought Elaine from Seinfeld was on the dance floor!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 06, 2016

Flapper

A word to describe a woman's vagina based on an abnormal amount of extra skin that will fold in on itself when trying to insert your penis. Also used to describe a woman's used up vagina when she is outside naked on a windy day.

No bro. Don't fuck her. She's got a flapper. She's flying a flag down there that's had its fair share of salutes.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 01, 2016

Lurky Herpe

This is a Herpe on a person's mouth that won't go a way. This "sore" subject always seems to lead back to just a "cold sore", but after about 2 weeks, this holy mole of VD's and a coworkers denial, has you slipping your prescription of Valtrex in their coffee every morning.

I swear, if the Deli Manger doesn't get rid of that Lurky Herpe on her lip, I'm going to put in for a transfer to produce...

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 05, 2016

London broil

This is large brown steaming hot terd digested out of your ass in one solid titanic of a floater or sinker, after not shitting for a couple days.

I swear my kid just shit a London broil! How did something that size even get out of him and I wonder if I need to cut back on the grilled cheese and fruit snacks?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 04, 2016