honkeymoon

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.

Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.

by #1ABF December 5, 2014

honemoon

It's not a real word. You mistakenly removed the wrong Y from the sentence.

"Your honeymoon is gonna be so amazing. The Y is silent"

In other words,
"our honeymoon is gonna be so amazing..."

and not,
"Your honemoon is gonna be so amazing..."

by defining_tiktok October 6, 2020

Honemoon

To honemoon: The art of misreading something and appearing idiotic as a result.

I honemooned a sentence so bad, I went viral on tiktok as a result.

by teachwithtadgh October 7, 2020

honeymoon snow

Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.

Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?

Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...

by CMFS February 5, 2010

honeymoon's over

when the state of infatuation between a couple ends only to be replaced by constant fighting and usually followed by a break-up.

The honeymoon's over.

by flamber August 28, 2009

honkeytonk

A night club kind of place where cowboys party

cowboys party at the honkeytonk on friday nights

by Carn-Man May 9, 2004

honeymooned it

1. to have sex on and off for an extended period of time, especially during the day

2. to mess around in bed all day

Mary and I honeymooned it for 6 hours yesterday!

by kazaam412 September 14, 2011