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your beautiful face after it's been beat by beauty gods
I just finished doing my make-up, doesn't my muffa look banging?
muffa by Dr. Pecker March 23, 2010
Words you can keep
..and Muffa took went home with that slag who had tits like roofers nailbags. He told us she had a twat like a punched donut.
muffa by Rigs April 28, 2003
A quick wangster way of saying Mother Fucker!
You Muffa's are messin' with the wrong white boys!
Ya we gonna mess you muffa's up real good.
Muffa's by Aliceinwonderland92 January 16, 2011

Muffa Dick 

A dirty diseas ridden penis
Her: no, we can't fuck, i heard you got a muffa dick.
Him: but my hands work just fine ;)
Her: no! maybe you got muffa hands too!
Him: Muffa isn't a word. :/
Her: it is too muffa dick! >:O
Muffa Dick by the Contortionist April 3, 2011
An insincere douche bag, who probably got cheated on a lot. Is most likely a stupid drunk living at his dad's and can't keep anything but a grudge. Very oblivious, and prone to believing anything. Aka: mother fucka's.
Shania: Hey you hear about Kyle, his dog of a girl cheated on him. Lost his job too.

Alice: He is a Motha Fucka, him and his spider. Friggin' Muffa's
Muffa's by ForeverAwesome January 16, 2011

honkey muffa 

a durogatory word to desricbe one of the white race. meaning honkey mother f*****
honkey muffa by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010

Pulling a Mufat 

Clutching a Track of the Day and trolling top players. Opposite of Pulling a Wirtual
Wirt: Oh I pulled a Wirtual there.
Chat: No you pulled a Mufat KEKW
Random kid in chat: What's Mufat
Rest of Chat: PepeLaugh

Wirtual's Title: How Pulling a Mufat saved me from paying tax.
Pulling a Mufat by tektek July 6, 2021
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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