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milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.
by #1ABF December 5, 2014
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Get the hot stinky cash mug.Derived from Vince McMahon, WWE CEO, to flail one's arms and legs while grunting anytime you are on vacation or having a guys night out.
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Get the College layup mug.Metaphorical place the 1994 Arkansas Razorbacks Team went when they beat The Duke Blue Devils to win their first and only NCAA Basketball Championship.
Nolan Richardson, Corliss Williamson, and Scotty Thurman are in Hog Heaven tonight after they won the Title!
by #1ABF November 9, 2020
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I just got to the bar and Im in Hog Heaven, most of these swines are a deuce to a deuce and a half. Im fucking tonight!
by #1ABF March 4, 2021
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