#1ABF's definitions

honkeymoon

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.

Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.

by #1ABF December 5, 2014

hot stinky cash

Money you can afford to blow at the casino or strip club.

Yo' player I got ten large of hot stinky cash, let's hit up the strip club and casino!

by #1ABF December 8, 2014

mr. mcmahon walk

Derived from Vince McMahon, WWE CEO, to flail one's arms and legs while grunting anytime you are on vacation or having a guys night out.

He's doing the Mr. McMahon walk!
This night's about to get really cool!

by #1ABF December 8, 2014

College layup

When you slap the backboard after the ball leaves your hand.

Hey, wanna do some college layups and work on our hops?

by #1ABF July 17, 2018

Mutumbo Finger

Infamous from Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA big man, waiving your pointer finger while saying, "No, no, no, no" he did this to opponents after blocking a shot. Similarly, doing so to people in public treats them as 3 year olds and makes them furious.

I cut off this erratic driver and passed him while giving him the Mutumbo finger, he punched his steering wheel in response.

by #1ABF March 31, 2020

Retardedly strong

To posses the same retard power you remembered watching the retarded retard in grammar school had. He would fight 3 adults in such a manner, one would wonder where this unknown power came from. Likewise, its gaining this power from hitting the gym hard.

Nate: Hey dude, wanna go grab some burgers?
Jay: Naw kid, I'm busy getting that retard strength.

Nate: you been gettin retardedly strong lately.

by #1ABF April 5, 2020

Hog Heaven

Metaphorical place the 1994 Arkansas Razorbacks Team went when they beat The Duke Blue Devils to win their first and only NCAA Basketball Championship.

Nolan Richardson, Corliss Williamson, and Scotty Thurman are in Hog Heaven tonight after they won the Title!

by #1ABF November 9, 2020