#1ABF's definitions

The Faggots

A yearly award show, where the biggest morons are honored. Whether it's because you drink daily, don't work, or overall demeanor makes the rest of society question what's wrong with you. This truly makes you a faggot.

Hey bro, wanna go to da gym.

Naw, can't man, The Faggots are on tonight.

by #1ABF October 11, 2022

Nummers

When you put the last little bit of cocaine on your gums and rub it in, to make them go numb.

Yo' player git me dat last pinch of dat fine Columbian Bam Bam, my gums need the nummers.

by #1ABF March 21, 2022

Hog Heaven

On a guys night out, you go to a bar with the fattest women available. The goal is to submerge what little dignity you have left in their fat rolls, in hopes to take one home to fuck.

I just got to the bar and Im in Hog Heaven, most of these swines are a deuce to a deuce and a half. Im fucking tonight!

by #1ABF March 4, 2021

Swap Site

A place where degenerates can congregate to trade their less than adequate belongings. Some compare such items as having the same qualities of that of a homeless person.

Im gonna visit a swap site, I have some shitty stuff to get rid of.

by #1ABF March 4, 2021

Hog Heaven

Metaphorical place the 1994 Arkansas Razorbacks Team went when they beat The Duke Blue Devils to win their first and only NCAA Basketball Championship.

Nolan Richardson, Corliss Williamson, and Scotty Thurman are in Hog Heaven tonight after they won the Title!

by #1ABF November 9, 2020

Retardedly strong

To posses the same retard power you remembered watching the retarded retard in grammar school had. He would fight 3 adults in such a manner, one would wonder where this unknown power came from. Likewise, its gaining this power from hitting the gym hard.

Nate: Hey dude, wanna go grab some burgers?
Jay: Naw kid, I'm busy getting that retard strength.

Nate: you been gettin retardedly strong lately.

by #1ABF April 5, 2020

Mutumbo Finger

Infamous from Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA big man, waiving your pointer finger while saying, "No, no, no, no" he did this to opponents after blocking a shot. Similarly, doing so to people in public treats them as 3 year olds and makes them furious.

I cut off this erratic driver and passed him while giving him the Mutumbo finger, he punched his steering wheel in response.

by #1ABF March 31, 2020