A yearly award show, where the biggest morons are honored. Whether it's because you drink daily, don't work, or overall demeanor makes the rest of society question what's wrong with you. This truly makes you a faggot.
by #1ABF October 11, 2022
Get the The Faggotsmug. Infamous from Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA big man, waiving your pointer finger while saying, "No, no, no, no" he did this to opponents after blocking a shot. Similarly, doing so to people in public treats them as 3 year olds and makes them furious.
I cut off this erratic driver and passed him while giving him the Mutumbo finger, he punched his steering wheel in response.
by #1ABF March 31, 2020
Get the Mutumbo Fingermug. by #1ABF December 8, 2014
Get the hot stinky cashmug. On a guys night out, you go to a bar with the fattest women available. The goal is to submerge what little dignity you have left in their fat rolls, in hopes to take one home to fuck.
I just got to the bar and Im in Hog Heaven, most of these swines are a deuce to a deuce and a half. Im fucking tonight!
by #1ABF March 4, 2021
Get the Hog Heavenmug. by #1ABF March 21, 2022
Get the Nummersmug. milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.
by #1ABF December 5, 2014
Get the honkeymoonmug. Derived from Vince McMahon, WWE CEO, to flail one's arms and legs while grunting anytime you are on vacation or having a guys night out.
by #1ABF December 8, 2014
Get the mr. mcmahon walkmug.