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1. a little village in Germany somewhere between Münster, Osnabrück and Rheine

2. a word to describe how drunk you are

3. a common saying used if someone likes something
1. ″Timothy, what happened to you after we left the bar last night? I went to the police station to look for you!″ - ″Please don‘t ask, JD! I was so Hopsten!″

2. ″The weekend in Berlin was awesome. It was simply Hopsten!″
Hopsten by Bamboocha Style April 19, 2011

Holstenring 

Infamous Housing Projects in the eastern part of Altona-Ottensen (district of Hamburg, Germany) relatively close to downtown, best known for its heavy drug trafficking.
The Neighborhood got its name from the little park in the middle of the projects that is formed like a circle wich means "Ring" in german.
Ey Digga lass mal in den Holstenring, Ott ordern!!!

Okay Bruder! Im 'Ring gibt's immer was.
Holstenring by $tarbuck February 29, 2008

Holstens 

The ice cream parlor where Tony Soprano was murdered in the HBO series, The Sopranos. It is a pretty nice establishment except when the tourists and film & tv tour buses invade and take pictures of it. It is located in Bloomfield, NJ.
You want to go to Holstens?

Nah, there's gonna' be too many people snappin' shots hoping to see James Gandolfini.
Holstens by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010
Short for hooter hoister or a bra.
1) Damn, check out the hooter hoister on that one!

2) Ready yet honey?
Hang on, I'm just putting on my hoister.
hoister by Don Garb July 31, 2005

Hoisted by my own petard

To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).

The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).

The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."

Synonym- see clusterfuck

hoisting the trophy 

Lifting your partner during sex to get her in position so that you can get some back-door action.
There's no doubt Brian will be hoisting the trophy in a few weeks.
hoisting the trophy by Puntmuffer February 2, 2018