hoiby
One that holds strong common knowledge with memes, also known as the meme master. Memes are the religion of a Hoiby.
hoiby by Masterodememeo May 18, 2017
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hobbytunity
Bob: “What are you doing here? Are you making another documentary?”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”
hobbytunity by natalie portmanteaux September 28, 2023
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hoiby • hobby • hooby • hobby lobby • hobby horse • hobbyist • Hoity toity • Hobby Job • hobby blatte • HOBY
Hobbywinkle
To receive fellatio from an extremely diminutive individual who is otherwise normally proportioned; To have One's penis licked, carressed and inserted into the mouth of a person that has suffered a case of arrested growth (due to some infantile disease which yielded damage to the thyroid gland).
Good day to you, my pedigree chum. For what reason do you find yourself carrying that Yellow Pages telephone Directory?
Tally ho, I hope to insert my long Johnson into the oral cavity of a midget.
Ah, the good old hobbywinkle, eh? Very good.
Tally ho, I hope to insert my long Johnson into the oral cavity of a midget.
Ah, the good old hobbywinkle, eh? Very good.
Hobbywinkle by eddwtf December 10, 2011
hobbyblatte
Someone that tries to act like a gangster immigrant. They are often Swedish girls/boys at 10-16 years old.
Micke Svensson talking to David Oloffson: Ey bro, fuck aina man.
Abdullah with his friend Ahmed: Aboow, did you hear that hobbyblatte?
Abdullah with his friend Ahmed: Aboow, did you hear that hobbyblatte?
hobbyblatte by BarnLekerOrtenISverige May 5, 2019
Hoiball
Hoiball by drunkstepfather January 9, 2015
Holby City
Holby City by Chris Aberdeen May 9, 2005
hoiyonken
hoiyonken by galarganglover January 17, 2022
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