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A mentally unstable green monkey that is also the generation 8 grass-type starter Pokémon. For some unknown reason people who likes to draw fanart, often draw Grookey with a gun. People who pick Grookey as their starter are known as part of the Grookey Gang.

Grookey will have two other evolved forms, but those are not revealed, as of March 2019.
Person 1 "I'm going to pick Sobble for my gen 8 starter."
Person 2 "Hell no, Grookey Gang for life, baby!"
Grookey by Reffotsirhc March 6, 2019
Words you can keep
When you inject your urethrae with green food coloring and cum on the face of a black person
Friend 1: Yo my buddy let me do a grookey to him.
Friend 2: Holy fuck man that's so awesome.
Grookey by FlyingSquid422 November 23, 2019
Related Words
A thing people convince themselves it's real when it doesn't exist.
"Yo I can't wait until Grookeys finally in the Anime"

"It doesn't exist stop living in a fantasy world"
Grookey by Lightningroc October 22, 2020
A badass green, gang banging Pokemon monkey. Is memed to death like Litten or Rowlet and loved by many. Adorable and has a stick it uses to make grass grow n shit.
Grookey is an amazing Pokemon and will be my starter.
Grookey by Necrozma Beam November 4, 2019

Gronkeydonkey 

"gross farts, watermelon, Gronkeydonkey, Stinkystonky"
"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"
Gronkeydonkey by Dinfindandong February 27, 2022

liam gookey 

a fat melonhead who plays counte-strike and tosses off in a secluded soundproof room
oh man liam gookey is at it again with the beads in his ass and the contraceptive methods
I banged a grooker in the morning today, put cash down on that granny hooker!
grooker by d0nkey brainz October 1, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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