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A baby that is the offspring of intercourse with a homeless person.
Carly got so drunk last night i'll bet she has a hoby in nine months!
Hoby by HobyHallmark September 29, 2019
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Hoby phobia 

So my friend said homophobia wrong and said hoby phobia, I thought it was funny.
Oh my god hoby phobia is bad wait- I meant homophobia
Hoby phobia by Dreamwastakensdildo September 26, 2021

Dirty Hoby 

Fucking Dirty Ashlee’s feet while she’s brushing her Pomeranian and fingering your butthole
Your butthole is lonely and Rocky is Matted! It’s time to be a Dirty Hoby and give a Dirty Ashlee.
Dirty Hoby by 13-Ash-holes April 21, 2023
Also known as Hinsaru and kevin. Hobyn can be used as a name, action, and talent. Being of an independent species, Hobyns are extremely self dependent and know more about how to take care of themselves than most youngins. They have singing abilities and play the piano by ear. Hobyns lack the ability to cook because of the absence of food at their houses. Usually very protective and caring, Hobyns are willing to jump up in the middle of the night and go beat people up just for laughing at you. Hobyns are fun to laugh with and are very kiddish. They also tend to make decisions on the spur of them moment, and whine.

A Hobyn is also a wrecked Tartan 30 sailboat.

Hobyns are also complimentary plants.
I listened to Hobyn's soundclick, and now I'm going to buy his song on iTunes!

I'm working on a project to fix the Hobyn. It's wasting too much space in my yard.

How many Hobyns do you want? Just one, or a whole bouquet?

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

Team of Destiny 

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
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