hospital 

A place where they mend your arm and leg and then demand both as payment for their services.

Dude, my hospital bill was $2000 even after they ran my top-of-the-line insurance! All I had was a broken finger!

hospital by WelkinRing February 8, 2012

Hospital 

A medical facility.

The lucky seven had him put in the hospital ER and he ended up with a sky high medical bill, the best prank ever!

Hospital by Solid Mantis February 6, 2018

hospital 

A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.

Do you like hospital food?

hospital by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

hospital 

a torture chamber that in the ends make you all better.

while at the Hospital:
Doctor: so we are going to do alot of tests that will make you uncomfortable, starting with an MRI.
Me: what so bad about that?
Doctor: You cant move and it will take up to a couple hours.
Me: Fuck.

hospital by Airplane Junky November 5, 2012

hospital 

Where sick people live and doctors work.

Jimmy's uncle with cancer lives at the hospital.

hospital by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

hospital 

A big building with patients.

"These people must be taken to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

hospital by spiff328 December 30, 2008

hospital 

A place wit doctors 'n shit

My grandma got ghonnoria so she had to go to da hospital, you know.. The place wit doctors 'n shit.

hospital by bingwang October 24, 2009