hospital

A place where they mend your arm and leg and then demand both as payment for their services.

Dude, my hospital bill was $2000 even after they ran my top-of-the-line insurance! All I had was a broken finger!

by WelkinRing February 8, 2012

Hospital

A medical facility.

The lucky seven had him put in the hospital ER and he ended up with a sky high medical bill, the best prank ever!

by Solid Mantis February 6, 2018

hospital

A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.

Do you like hospital food?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

hospital

a torture chamber that in the ends make you all better.

while at the Hospital:
Doctor: so we are going to do alot of tests that will make you uncomfortable, starting with an MRI.
Me: what so bad about that?
Doctor: You cant move and it will take up to a couple hours.
Me: Fuck.

by Airplane Junky November 5, 2012

hospital

Where sick people live and doctors work.

Jimmy's uncle with cancer lives at the hospital.

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

hospital

A big building with patients.

"These people must be taken to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

by spiff328 December 30, 2008

hospital

A place wit doctors 'n shit

My grandma got ghonnoria so she had to go to da hospital, you know.. The place wit doctors 'n shit.

by bingwang October 24, 2009