upbended

slang for fuckin someones sister

yo bro me and ur sister upbended all night

by nick May 13, 2005

dundee test

A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.

The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of bollocks. The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.

My mate: "I really fancy that Hilary Swank"
Me: "You've got to be joking. She'd never pass the dundee test!"

by Nick April 03, 2008

Corriemollie

(n.)
The dreadful sinking sensation in a long passageway encounter when both protagonists immediately realise they have plumped for the corriedoo (q.v.) much too early as they are a good thirty yards apart. They were embarrassed by the pretence of corriecravie (q.v.) and decided to make use of the corriedoo because they felt silly. This was a mistake as corrievorrie (q.v.) will make them seem far sillier.

by Nick March 28, 2003

toolgina

half tool half vagina; a very annoying wussy bitch person

Maaaaaan, Camille is such a toolgina the way he acts all the time annoying people and getting used by everyone.

by Nick December 10, 2003

hoojibob

A synonym for any word, particularly Thesaurus though.

Grab the hoojibob over there.
Get the Hoojibob, I need another word for Thesaurus.

by Nick December 25, 2003

P.H.A.T

If you want to be insensitive or just cruel to some anorexic person, say something such as "Anorexia is P.H.A.T."

Anorexia is P.H.A.T.

by Nick December 08, 2003

dranken

the past tense act of drinking.

i broke my old record for the most consecutive cups of coffee dranken.

by Nick May 14, 2005