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hornswaggled 

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.
"Hornswaggled again!"
hornswaggled by emsiepants August 9, 2008

hornswaggled 

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.
1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!
hornswaggled by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004

hornswaggled 

to be robbed by a close friend unexpectadly
man, that nigga irkz horswaggled me last night fo that chronic sak
hornswaggled by nick April 19, 2004

hornswaggled 

"deftones is so mid."
"i'm absolutely hornswaggled. jaw-dropped. in shock. flabbergasted."
hornswaggled by luxeejoy November 7, 2022

Hornswaggled 

When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.
"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit"

"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"
Hornswaggled by elky999 March 6, 2009

hornswaggled 

Originators of the style of punk rock music known as flamecore. One of the most popular of the San Diego punk rock bands to come out of the Hillcrest area. Proudly flying the flaming rainbow flag.
Hey Lance, I heard that Hornswaggled is playing tonite at Moby Dick's. We should go have a few Hard Ciders and Zima's at the show.
hornswaggled by Anonymous July 10, 2003
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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