hogjob

when roadhog gives you the honk honk toppy

I searched for hogjob ASMR with duracell battery. It was fire!

by masterpogg November 24, 2022

howjob

when a chick is so terrible at giving a blowjob, you spend all of your time telling her how to do it rather than enjoying it

Man I was getting this horrible howjob and it left me with blue balls.

by howjob May 19, 2006

Hogtoberfest

A popular celebration during the month of October, where participants aim to "bag" as many overweight females as possible. The one who has slept with the most fatties is declared the winner.

Person 1: Hogtoberfest?
Person 2: Nah man, she's only 40 pounds overweight.

by samhah August 16, 2010

Hognobber

Someone who hogs most of the girls then later shows them his nob.

Guy 1... DUDEE those girls are looking fine
Guy 2... I would totally get on them expect for that hognobber

by thatlameandsarcasticegirl April 24, 2016

hugjob

A hug so exhilarating, at least one person in participation has an orgasm.

Megan is the hugjob queen

by Shitlord August 5, 2009

Hogtober

During the month of October you can have intercourse with as many fat and or ugly girls as you want and it doesn' go against your record.

My boy Puddin shaggged 27 whales in one month of Hogtober.

by The midge. February 11, 2006

Hog Job

What fans are treated to at Arby's when one of the members of the Detroit Hog Jigglers scores three goals in an EASHL game.

Did you see your new dad Splats set up Doc for his third goal this game? Don't forget to go to Arby's tomorrow for your free Hog Job!

by J Cybulski January 28, 2022