hognob

our lord and saviour

person: hognob is hoggod

by Hognob is my sugardaddy May 3, 2018

hobnobbery

the act of hobnobbing. associating with some one familiarly.

Lance returned to his table after conversing with many different patrons at the bar, his friend Carl said "your hobnobbery makes you look like an asshole."

by jacobL November 19, 2007

hobnob

hobnob v 1. to mingle, usually with the upper class of society.

The verb hobnob originally meant “to drink together” and occurred as a varying phrase, hob or nob, hob-a-nob, or hob and nob, the first of which is recorded in 1763.

"After the opera, we hobnobbed with the foreign heads-of-state."

by Equator December 16, 2004

Hobnob knobjob

When a bird chews up a hobnob biscuit and gives you a blowie with the bits still in her mouth.

Mate, Michelle gave me the most wicked hobnob knobjob last night

by StickySteve87 June 4, 2021

Hognobber

Someone who hogs most of the girls then later shows them his nob.

Guy 1... DUDEE those girls are looking fine
Guy 2... I would totally get on them expect for that hognobber

by thatlameandsarcasticegirl April 24, 2016

Hogtoberfest

A popular celebration during the month of October, where participants aim to "bag" as many overweight females as possible. The one who has slept with the most fatties is declared the winner.

Person 1: Hogtoberfest?
Person 2: Nah man, she's only 40 pounds overweight.

by samhah August 16, 2010

hobnobber

A person who is important solely because of their position within a given organization, and generally creates a fuss upon news of their impending arrival

The hobnobbers will be here in less than an hour, clean the dead rats out of the fridge!

by worldrecker December 23, 2010