Lance returned to his table after conversing with many different patrons at the bar, his friend Carl said "your hobnobbery makes you look like an asshole."
hobnob v 1. to mingle, usually with the upper class of society.
The verb hobnob originally meant “to drink together” and occurred as a varying phrase, hob or nob, hob-a-nob, or hob and nob, the first of which is recorded in 1763.
A popular celebration during the month of October, where participants aim to "bag" as many overweight females as possible. The one who has slept with the most fatties is declared the winner.
A person who is important solely because of their position within a given organization, and generally creates a fuss upon news of their impending arrival
The hobnobbers will be here in less than an hour, clean the dead rats out of the fridge!