Hagjob

A handjob administered by a haggard woman.

The funeral I attended had no redeeming feature except for the ending hagjob.

by Tapstereqsue July 26, 2011

hamjob

When a woman wraps a slice of ham around a guy's penis and then gives him a handjob.

Nick: Man to spice up me and Blair's love life i had her give me a hamjob the other day.

Bobby: Yo how was it?

Nick: SWEEEEEEET

by dukerj94 August 13, 2010

hugjob

A hug so exhilarating, at least one person in participation has an orgasm.

Megan is the hugjob queen

by Shitlord August 5, 2009

hamjob

-noun

a handjob received after the age of 20

Ranger Ham was a 20 year old park ranger when he received his first handjob. Because handjobs are almost exclusively given in the early teens, it seems appropriate that in Ranger Ham's honor we define any handjob given after the age of 20 as a hamjob.

by Lil Chewy August 13, 2008

hamjob

As a woman gets older and her vagina or meat wallet gets larger, to tighten her up so it feels 20 years younger, a ham is stuffed into the womans vagina and the bone is pulled out. This creates a more youthful feeling vagina.

Shanana's vagina was so loose, all I could do was work the sidewall. Our sex life has improved since she got that hamjob....Another satisfied customer

by imbadinnv September 6, 2005

Hagjab

A physical blow

If you don't give me back my phone, I'm gonna hagjab you!

by speech teach March 1, 2017

Hangjob

When a movie or story left you hanging.

The ending of that movie was a total hangjob.

by James Roby August 3, 2007