Hoejob
Hoejob by Jebus Flippin Christ April 26, 2010
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hoejob
While walking to the subway late one night, I passed a car parked at the curb and a hooker was giving a hoejob to her customer. They were oblivious to me watching. True story!
hoejob by talk2me-JCH2 January 19, 2024
hoejob
One night, I walked passed a car parked near a curb and a hooker was giving a customer a hoejob! True story!
hoejob by talk2me-JCH2 January 22, 2024
Hoejabi
A Muslim girl who wears the hijab, but does not properly act like a hijabi/is not religious. i.e. drinks, has boyfriends, swears, wears tight clothes, etc.
Person 1: Did you see Sarah making out with Mark last night?
Person 2: Yeah, her dad would freak if he found out. She's such a hoejabi.
Person 2: Yeah, her dad would freak if he found out. She's such a hoejabi.
Hoejabi by thathandleisinuse March 12, 2017
hoejabi
hoejabi by Rakka Pakka September 12, 2019
hoejabi
Combination of the two words: Hoe + Hijabi
A Muslim girl (wears a hijab or a scarf) who acts like a hoe.
Most of the times she's not even a hoe, she is just dating or making out with guys. However, It is considered as a sin because a Muslim girl, especially if she wear a Hijab, should not do that with anyone but her husband.
A Muslim girl (wears a hijab or a scarf) who acts like a hoe.
Most of the times she's not even a hoe, she is just dating or making out with guys. However, It is considered as a sin because a Muslim girl, especially if she wear a Hijab, should not do that with anyone but her husband.
hoejabi by EbnElBasta December 20, 2015
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