Shitlord's definitions

touch dicks

See: Touch Base (usually in business, to talk to someone in order to find out how they are or what they think about something)

Hey, I'm just calling to see if you'd like to grab lunch before the meeting and touch dicks about what kind of approach we're going to take with our new offer so I can make sure our balls are in the same court.

by Shitlord July 24, 2010

Skankrupt

To owe so much sex that you're... "in the hole"

Your mom is so deep in skankruptcy with me I think she may have to take out a whoredgage.

by Shitlord July 20, 2010

Reverse Anal

When, during a coital interlock with a man or woman, a cock is driven down the esophagus and exits through the anus like a tasty sex kabob

Montgumery: Reverse anal? Baby, you gonna stick it in my ass already?!
Washington: Suga Ima' stick it OUT yo ass!

by Shitlord December 8, 2009

hugjob

A hug so exhilarating, at least one person in participation has an orgasm.

Megan is the hugjob queen

by Shitlord August 5, 2009

Salt Lake Shitty

When you cum inside someones poop

Oprah only has an orgasm when you give her a Salt Lake Shitty

by Shitlord August 1, 2009