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Someone who only wants a hit and won't get a regular job or prioritize a career, even though they don't have money to live well enough or save for the future.

Ernie refused to start entry level because he was a hitmeister and wanted to be rich, so he kept starting podcasts, writing movie scripts, and writing up fake dog operations on Go Fund Me, but eventually he got rickets from scurvy, his skin sagged and his hair got thin due to lack of protein.

hitmeister by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021

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heistmeister

One who has both extensive theoretical knowledge and practical experience in the careful execution of a glitch-free heist.

He is definitely “number one” in his field, he is the heistmeister!

heistmeister by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2021

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Himmelstern

Name for a person who would not be allowed in a homerun club and has a tiny dick

That Himmelstern can't hit a homerun or get laid. What a loser.

Himmelstern by JoshIsAHomo July 31, 2010

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Titmeister

a person expert in tits, or renowned for tits

Friend: You are a master of tits, aka "The Titmeister".

Me: What does that mean?

Friend: Go look up meister and add tits.

Titmeister by scruffylooking July 10, 2010

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Shitmeister

Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.

Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?

Shitmeister by casdebom April 30, 2010

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shitmeister

Someone who is constantly in the crapper taking a monster shit.

"Where is John"
"That shitmeister is in the crapper again taking a gigantic dump."

shitmeister by Lauroland April 13, 2006

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Homeister

To be a really cool/sexy/groovy/young/awesome person.

That kid is really Homeister.

Homeister by fatjoeh April 21, 2006

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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