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hitmeister 

Someone who only wants a hit and won't get a regular job or prioritize a career, even though they don't have money to live well enough or save for the future.
Ernie refused to start entry level because he was a hitmeister and wanted to be rich, so he kept starting podcasts, writing movie scripts, and writing up fake dog operations on Go Fund Me, but eventually he got rickets from scurvy, his skin sagged and his hair got thin due to lack of protein.
hitmeister by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021
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heistmeister 

One who has both extensive theoretical knowledge and practical experience in the careful execution of a glitch-free heist.
He is definitelynumber one” in his field, he is the heistmeister!
heistmeister by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2021

Himmelstern 

Name for a person who would not be allowed in a homerun club and has a tiny dick
That Himmelstern can't hit a homerun or get laid. What a loser.
Himmelstern by JoshIsAHomo July 31, 2010

Titmeister 

a person expert in tits, or renowned for tits
Friend: You are a master of tits, aka "The Titmeister".

Me: What does that mean?

Friend: Go look up meister and add tits.
Titmeister by scruffylooking July 10, 2010

Shitmeister 

Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.
Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?
Shitmeister by casdebom April 30, 2010

shitmeister 

Someone who is constantly in the crapper taking a monster shit.
"Where is John"
"That shitmeister is in the crapper again taking a gigantic dump."
shitmeister by Lauroland April 13, 2006

Homeister 

To be a really cool/sexy/groovy/young/awesome person.
That kid is really Homeister.
Homeister by fatjoeh April 21, 2006