The main character of homestarrunner.com that has a speech inpediment that does not allow him to say "
r" properly. He has no arms, wears a red t-shirt with a star on it, and has long legs that appear to end in white shoes with
blue bottoms. He is also bleach white with an underbite and black eyes. He wears a beanie cap with a propeller on it, in which he has installed hydraulics, a light, and a song that plays whenever the propellor is spun. Homestar
Runner is a teriffic athlete and has a girlfriend named
Marzipan, who also has no arms. He lives in Free Country, USA, possibly in the black area on the right of Strong Bad's
email answering space. He is not intelligent, but he is in a constant state of bliss, and has never truly been cruel to anyone. Almost everything he says is pure
gold.
