15 definitions by JessicaWalters
A shared delusion, typically by followers of a leader who has deluded ideas they fully accepted as their own.
The podcast had no listeners and was a rambling boring mess with occasional vulgarities, but the shallusion continued because they didn't want to believe they had to work on their careers.
by JessicaWalters April 8, 2021
Someone who talks like a smart aleck, but their life is on a downward trajectory, esp regarding asset accrual, career opportunities, and peer level friends.
Larry moved to California full of ambition amd degrees but ended up in love with the sound of his own voice cracking wise, silly games, pal'd around with lazy dumbalecks until forgot he was there to build a career.
by JessicaWalters April 9, 2021
Someone has delusions, of grandeur, of being an artist, of being captain of the universe, etc., then whomever presents reality over and over until the delusion has been eliminated.
Once Oscar realized he wasn't an artist and his video game playing was vastly overrated in his mind, he stopped calling his mother a dream squasher and realized she was a delusion squasher, and that he had to get a real job
by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021
Someone who hates lids so much that they rip the lid off of everything and yet ironically have no can themselves.
Alfanso ripped the lid off of education, then the pharmaceutical industry, then the baby boomers and when he started ripping the lid off of the puppy industry I realized it wasn't the cans he hated, but he was just a lid-hater.
by JessicaWalters March 31, 2021
The close knit family values, typically mom at home, where parents and their children know each other very well, unlike families where parents aren't home much.
We don't yell 'Good night, John Boy," before we go to sleep every night, but we're very close and have Walton values.
by JessicaWalters April 14, 2021
Someone who cons people by pretending they were sold into slavery, some dark story of inadequate parenting, and all they need is that special someone to believe in them, plus, you know, a place to stay, so their potential.can bloom and they become wealthy.
Steve's all emo over there playing damaged goods, telling some poor girl his fakefrag story, because he's been playing Crusader Kings nonstop and got fired for bad work and sleeping on the job so he wants to move into her place rent free.
by JessicaWalters April 3, 2021
I told Fernando to move out of Santa Barbara because his rent was taking 90% of his take home pay and he'd become a toi-bed slave.
by JessicaWalters April 15, 2021