JessicaWalters's definitions

Toi-bed Slave

The cost of a toilet and a bed is enslaving you financially.

I told Fernando to move out of Santa Barbara because his rent was taking 90% of his take home pay and he'd become a toi-bed slave.

by JessicaWalters April 14, 2021

Deloosha-lit

Someone whose face is lifted and lit up with joy and 100% certainty that their unrealistic plan will work in the very near future.

Oh Clarise is all deloosha-lit because Rod Stewart is coming to town and she's got front row tickets and tonight's the night for love and whatnot.

by JessicaWalters April 2, 2021

delusion squasher

Someone has delusions, of grandeur, of being an artist, of being captain of the universe, etc., then whomever presents reality over and over until the delusion has been eliminated.

Once Oscar realized he wasn't an artist and his video game playing was vastly overrated in his mind, he stopped calling his mother a dream squasher and realized she was a delusion squasher, and that he had to get a real job

by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021

dumbaleck

Someone who talks like a smart aleck, but their life is on a downward trajectory, esp regarding asset accrual, career opportunities, and peer level friends.

Larry moved to California full of ambition amd degrees but ended up in love with the sound of his own voice cracking wise, silly games, pal'd around with lazy dumbalecks until forgot he was there to build a career.

by JessicaWalters April 9, 2021

podenvy

Unjustified, srong, opaque emotion state of loss, akin to romantic jealousy, when you find out how much revenue the top 10 podcasts generate, ignoring their fame and unique success factors.

Bruce Springsteen has Obama on his podcast, Rogan has Jordan Peterson and Victor is l morose with podenvy because no one wants to hear him talk about his bird.

by JessicaWalters April 5, 2021

Walton Values

The close knit family values, typically mom at home, where parents and their children know each other very well, unlike families where parents aren't home much.

We don't yell 'Good night, John Boy," before we go to sleep every night, but we're very close and have Walton values.

by JessicaWalters April 13, 2021

shallusion

A shared delusion, typically by followers of a leader who has deluded ideas they fully accepted as their own.

The podcast had no listeners and was a rambling boring mess with occasional vulgarities, but the shallusion continued because they didn't want to believe they had to work on their careers.

by JessicaWalters April 7, 2021