JessicaWalters's definitions

lid-hater

Someone who hates lids so much that they rip the lid off of everything and yet ironically have no can themselves.

Alfanso ripped the lid off of education, then the pharmaceutical industry, then the baby boomers and when he started ripping the lid off of the puppy industry I realized it wasn't the cans he hated, but he was just a lid-hater.

by JessicaWalters March 31, 2021

slumster

Someone who goes slumming it with people who have less education, attractiveness and life opportunity in order not to deal with peers, not work hard in the workplace, and to attract romantic partners who are low maintenance.

As a slumster, he was happy that his new friends from the unemployment office played video games every night until the sun came up.

by JessicaWalters April 1, 2021

draggers

Losers who encourage weaknesses to prevent actualization of potential in a person with more opportunity.

Tina and Leila were draggers who kept sending video game updates to their friend doing an internship because they were envious of her getting ahead.

by JessicaWalters April 1, 2021

Deloosha-lit

Someone whose face is lifted and lit up with joy and 100% certainty that their unrealistic plan will work in the very near future.

Oh Clarise is all deloosha-lit because Rod Stewart is coming to town and she's got front row tickets and tonight's the night for love and whatnot.

by JessicaWalters April 2, 2021

fakefrag

Someone who cons people by pretending they were sold into slavery, some dark story of inadequate parenting, and all they need is that special someone to believe in them, plus, you know, a place to stay, so their potential.can bloom and they become wealthy.

Steve's all emo over there playing damaged goods, telling some poor girl his fakefrag story, because he's been playing Crusader Kings nonstop and got fired for bad work and sleeping on the job so he wants to move into her place rent free.

by JessicaWalters April 3, 2021

podenvy

Unjustified, srong, opaque emotion state of loss, akin to romantic jealousy, when you find out how much revenue the top 10 podcasts generate, ignoring their fame and unique success factors.

Bruce Springsteen has Obama on his podcast, Rogan has Jordan Peterson and Victor is l morose with podenvy because no one wants to hear him talk about his bird.

by JessicaWalters April 5, 2021

shallusion

A shared delusion, typically by followers of a leader who has deluded ideas they fully accepted as their own.

The podcast had no listeners and was a rambling boring mess with occasional vulgarities, but the shallusion continued because they didn't want to believe they had to work on their careers.

by JessicaWalters April 7, 2021