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Someone has delusions, of grandeur, of being an artist, of being captain of the universe, etc., then whomever presents reality over and over until the delusion has been eliminated.
Once Oscar realized he wasn't an artist and his video game playing was vastly overrated in his mind, he stopped calling his mother a dream squasher and realized she was a delusion squasher, and that he had to get a real job
by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021
Get the delusion squasher mug.Someone who talks like a smart aleck, but their life is on a downward trajectory, esp regarding asset accrual, career opportunities, and peer level friends.
Larry moved to California full of ambition amd degrees but ended up in love with the sound of his own voice cracking wise, silly games, pal'd around with lazy dumbalecks until forgot he was there to build a career.
by JessicaWalters April 9, 2021
Get the dumbaleck mug.Someone who only wants a hit and won't get a regular job or prioritize a career, even though they don't have money to live well enough or save for the future.
Ernie refused to start entry level because he was a hitmeister and wanted to be rich, so he kept starting podcasts, writing movie scripts, and writing up fake dog operations on Go Fund Me, but eventually he got rickets from scurvy, his skin sagged and his hair got thin due to lack of protein.
by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021
Get the hitmeister mug.I told Fernando to move out of Santa Barbara because his rent was taking 90% of his take home pay and he'd become a toi-bed slave.
by JessicaWalters April 14, 2021
Get the Toi-bed Slave mug.Unjustified, srong, opaque emotion state of loss, akin to romantic jealousy, when you find out how much revenue the top 10 podcasts generate, ignoring their fame and unique success factors.
Bruce Springsteen has Obama on his podcast, Rogan has Jordan Peterson and Victor is l morose with podenvy because no one wants to hear him talk about his bird.
by JessicaWalters April 5, 2021
Get the podenvy mug.Someone whose face is lifted and lit up with joy and 100% certainty that their unrealistic plan will work in the very near future.
Oh Clarise is all deloosha-lit because Rod Stewart is coming to town and she's got front row tickets and tonight's the night for love and whatnot.
by JessicaWalters April 2, 2021
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Tina and Leila were draggers who kept sending video game updates to their friend doing an internship because they were envious of her getting ahead.
by JessicaWalters April 1, 2021
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