game ego

Someone who identifies more with the character he/she is playing games even when not playing games.

That middle aged guy frothing milk has game ego bad because he's Commander III in The Ultimate Galaxy and that's why he's smiling and looking satisfied with himself, even tho he's making $10 an hour and his 18 year old boss just yelled at him.

by JessicaWalters April 20, 2021

Desire Monster

Being possessed by the desire to be rich, have a mansion on the beach, be famous, be envied, that drives delusional "hits" project attempts which fail one after another.

Joe lived cheap and was condemnatious of people that worked hard and had nice things, dubbing them "materiakistic," however he worked on one project after the other trying to make it rich because he had a desire monster living in his brain.

by JessicaWalters April 11, 2021

Walton Values

The close knit family values, typically mom at home, where parents and their children know each other very well, unlike families where parents aren't home much.

We don't yell 'Good night, John Boy," before we go to sleep every night, but we're very close and have Walton values.

by JessicaWalters April 13, 2021

draggers

Losers who encourage weaknesses to prevent actualization of potential in a person with more opportunity.

Tina and Leila were draggers who kept sending video game updates to their friend doing an internship because they were envious of her getting ahead.

by JessicaWalters April 01, 2021

dumbaleck

Someone who talks like a smart aleck, but their life is on a downward trajectory, esp regarding asset accrual, career opportunities, and peer level friends.

Larry moved to California full of ambition amd degrees but ended up in love with the sound of his own voice cracking wise, silly games, pal'd around with lazy dumbalecks until forgot he was there to build a career.

by JessicaWalters April 09, 2021

hitmeister

Someone who only wants a hit and won't get a regular job or prioritize a career, even though they don't have money to live well enough or save for the future.

Ernie refused to start entry level because he was a hitmeister and wanted to be rich, so he kept starting podcasts, writing movie scripts, and writing up fake dog operations on Go Fund Me, but eventually he got rickets from scurvy, his skin sagged and his hair got thin due to lack of protein.

by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021

Toi-bed Slave

The cost of a toilet and a bed is enslaving you financially.

I told Fernando to move out of Santa Barbara because his rent was taking 90% of his take home pay and he'd become a toi-bed slave.

by JessicaWalters April 14, 2021