Someone who only wants a hit and won't get a regular job or prioritize a career, even though they don't have money to live well enough or save for the future.
Ernie refused to start entry level because he was a hitmeister and wanted to be rich, so he kept starting podcasts, writing movie scripts, and writing up fake dog operations on Go Fund Me, but eventually he got rickets from scurvy, his skin sagged and his hair got thin due to lack of protein.
by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021
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The podcast had no listeners and was a rambling boring mess with occasional vulgarities, but the shallusion continued because they didn't want to believe they had to work on their careers.
by JessicaWalters April 07, 2021
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Tina and Leila were draggers who kept sending video game updates to their friend doing an internship because they were envious of her getting ahead.
by JessicaWalters April 01, 2021
Get the draggers mug.The close knit family values, typically mom at home, where parents and their children know each other very well, unlike families where parents aren't home much.
We don't yell 'Good night, John Boy," before we go to sleep every night, but we're very close and have Walton values.
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As a slumster, he was happy that his new friends from the unemployment office played video games every night until the sun came up.
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Oh don't mess with her on the subject of her singing future, because while she sounds like a foghorn to us mortals, she's delusha-certain her talent discovery is imminent and that's why she walks around with that cat-shit smile.
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Steve's all emo over there playing damaged goods, telling some poor girl his fakefrag story, because he's been playing Crusader Kings nonstop and got fired for bad work and sleeping on the job so he wants to move into her place rent free.
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