JessicaWalters's definitions

Toi-bed Slave

The cost of a toilet and a bed is enslaving you financially.

I told Fernando to move out of Santa Barbara because his rent was taking 90% of his take home pay and he'd become a toi-bed slave.

by JessicaWalters April 14, 2021

podenvy

Unjustified, srong, opaque emotion state of loss, akin to romantic jealousy, when you find out how much revenue the top 10 podcasts generate, ignoring their fame and unique success factors.

Bruce Springsteen has Obama on his podcast, Rogan has Jordan Peterson and Victor is l morose with podenvy because no one wants to hear him talk about his bird.

by JessicaWalters April 5, 2021

Deloosha-lit

Someone whose face is lifted and lit up with joy and 100% certainty that their unrealistic plan will work in the very near future.

Oh Clarise is all deloosha-lit because Rod Stewart is coming to town and she's got front row tickets and tonight's the night for love and whatnot.

by JessicaWalters April 2, 2021

delusha-certain

The absolute and bulletproof certainty that comes with delusion, generally triggering rage accompanied by nasty words and actions if challenged with objective facts and logic.

Oh don't mess with her on the subject of her singing future, because while she sounds like a foghorn to us mortals, she's delusha-certain her talent discovery is imminent and that's why she walks around with that cat-shit smile.

by JessicaWalters April 28, 2021

shallusion

A shared delusion, typically by followers of a leader who has deluded ideas they fully accepted as their own.

The podcast had no listeners and was a rambling boring mess with occasional vulgarities, but the shallusion continued because they didn't want to believe they had to work on their careers.

by JessicaWalters April 7, 2021

hitmeister

Someone who only wants a hit and won't get a regular job or prioritize a career, even though they don't have money to live well enough or save for the future.

Ernie refused to start entry level because he was a hitmeister and wanted to be rich, so he kept starting podcasts, writing movie scripts, and writing up fake dog operations on Go Fund Me, but eventually he got rickets from scurvy, his skin sagged and his hair got thin due to lack of protein.

by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021

Walton Values

The close knit family values, typically mom at home, where parents and their children know each other very well, unlike families where parents aren't home much.

We don't yell 'Good night, John Boy," before we go to sleep every night, but we're very close and have Walton values.

by JessicaWalters April 13, 2021