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Someone who talks like a smart aleck, but their life is on a downward trajectory, esp regarding asset accrual, career opportunities, and peer level friends.
Larry moved to California full of ambition amd degrees but ended up in love with the sound of his own voice cracking wise, silly games, pal'd around with lazy dumbalecks until forgot he was there to build a career.
by JessicaWalters April 9, 2021
Get the dumbaleck mug.Someone has delusions, of grandeur, of being an artist, of being captain of the universe, etc., then whomever presents reality over and over until the delusion has been eliminated.
Once Oscar realized he wasn't an artist and his video game playing was vastly overrated in his mind, he stopped calling his mother a dream squasher and realized she was a delusion squasher, and that he had to get a real job
by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021
Get the delusion squasher mug.A shared delusion, typically by followers of a leader who has deluded ideas they fully accepted as their own.
The podcast had no listeners and was a rambling boring mess with occasional vulgarities, but the shallusion continued because they didn't want to believe they had to work on their careers.
by JessicaWalters April 7, 2021
Get the shallusion mug.Someone who only wants a hit and won't get a regular job or prioritize a career, even though they don't have money to live well enough or save for the future.
Ernie refused to start entry level because he was a hitmeister and wanted to be rich, so he kept starting podcasts, writing movie scripts, and writing up fake dog operations on Go Fund Me, but eventually he got rickets from scurvy, his skin sagged and his hair got thin due to lack of protein.
by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021
Get the hitmeister mug.The close knit family values, typically mom at home, where parents and their children know each other very well, unlike families where parents aren't home much.
We don't yell 'Good night, John Boy," before we go to sleep every night, but we're very close and have Walton values.
by JessicaWalters April 13, 2021
Get the Walton Values mug.Losers who encourage weaknesses to prevent actualization of potential in a person with more opportunity.
Tina and Leila were draggers who kept sending video game updates to their friend doing an internship because they were envious of her getting ahead.
by JessicaWalters April 1, 2021
Get the draggers mug.I told Fernando to move out of Santa Barbara because his rent was taking 90% of his take home pay and he'd become a toi-bed slave.
by JessicaWalters April 14, 2021
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