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A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.
Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?
Hoefest by 1dead July 7, 2019

Homiestasis 

Maintaining an adequate and proper tightness level with your homies.
Man, having a job and a girlfriend is seriously fucking up my homiestasis
Homiestasis by JohnnyJr. November 7, 2010
An honest prostitute, whore, hoe, or similar person of loose sexual morals (but still down with the truth). A bitch who not be tripping.
I knew she was hoenest when she told me I paid her too much and gave me $10 back.

Holiest of Holies

Used in the movie Pulp Fiction describing the female's vagina.

Jules puts it best:
Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Holiest of Holies by gangstaeewe October 14, 2003

Homiestasis 

When you gotta stay neutral in a fight between homies
Kenny and Mark were fighting over the last piece of pie and I said they should split it (even tho Mark's really da main homie) cuz I had to maintain homiestasis ya know...
Homiestasis by ballerinawithswagga November 22, 2015
the biggest hoe group from all around. hoes are numbered from 1 through 69.
"have you heard of the hoefest? like srs"
hoefest by sorawhoisalsoxehanortt September 15, 2009