Hoefest

A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.

Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?

by 1dead July 08, 2019

hoefest

the biggest hoe group from all around. hoes are numbered from 1 through 69.

"have you heard of the hoefest? like srs"

by sorawhoisalsoxehanortt September 15, 2009

hoefest 92

a term relating to the color or length of fake nails that look skanky.

"wow, how can she even pick up anything with those nails?"
"yea those are hoefest 92 for sure!"

by yyyyyyyy May 21, 2008