Hoefest

A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.

Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?

by 1dead July 7, 2019

hoefest

the biggest hoe group from all around. hoes are numbered from 1 through 69.

"have you heard of the hoefest? like srs"

by sorawhoisalsoxehanortt September 15, 2009

hoefest 92

a term relating to the color or length of fake nails that look skanky.

"wow, how can she even pick up anything with those nails?"
"yea those are hoefest 92 for sure!"

by yyyyyyyy May 20, 2008

hoenest

An honest prostitute, whore, hoe, or similar person of loose sexual morals (but still down with the truth). A bitch who not be tripping.

I knew she was hoenest when she told me I paid her too much and gave me $10 back.

by Schrodinger's Katana May 13, 2011

Hoefist

The bumping of fists between two sammich making hoes who know their place is in the kitchen. They realize their position in the real world and are proud of it.

"Kitchen today?"
"Heeelllll yeaaa"
"Hoefist!" (hoes join fists)

by Cbreezy22 February 18, 2011

hefest

Professional trackmania player, 45 counts of tax evasion, 3 counts of homicide, breaking and entering, 5 counts of arson, 6 counts of assaulting a police officer, 129 speeding tickets, 42 counts of evading police in a police chase

Hey do you know hefest?

-yes

by big_farter August 28, 2022

hoefessional

A female who reaps monetary rewards by giving blowjobs, being a groupie or having sex with wealthy males.

I don't have to work or go to college, I'm a hoefessional now.

by Ebony Cobb September 12, 2004