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Homiestasis 

When you gotta stay neutral in a fight between homies
Kenny and Mark were fighting over the last piece of pie and I said they should split it (even tho Mark's really da main homie) cuz I had to maintain homiestasis ya know...
Homiestasis by ballerinawithswagga November 22, 2015

homieostasis 

When good friends stay helping each other out.
The mutual regulation of a relationship between two homies.
Shares similar qualities to a bromance.
"Chillin' with the homies, call it homieostasis." -Joellieollie
"I keep our homieostasis by kissing my homie gn."
"I always keep my socks on when I do what ever it takes to maintain homieostasis"
homieostasis by yungquezo December 24, 2018

Homeostasis 

In biology, the ability of a system or living organism to adjust its internal environment to maintain a stable equilibrium, for example the ability of warm-blooded animals to maintain a constant temperature. It can also refer to a dynamic equilibrium or balance.
My temperature is 98.6. I am at homeostasis.
Homeostasis by Joshof7gyms June 22, 2011

Homostasis 

Person 1: Are you maintaing homostasis?
Person 2: yes and we are all very happy
Homostasis by kurrie27puppy February 5, 2010

Homostasis 

Not to be mistaken with homeostasis (n.)

The delicate domain of equilibrium within a heterosexual person that prevents them from being too insecurely homophobic and being too obnoxiously gay in social situations.

i.e. Right between acting too straight and too gay
Todd and I had to share a tiny couch at a friend's place the other night but it's alright - I said "no homo" so I didn't break homostasis.
Homostasis by Uthgerd Goodsucc January 28, 2019

Maintain-Your-Homeostasis 

Maintain-Your-Homeostasis means to take four deep breaths––while taking your time––to keep yourself chill.
"Maintain-Your-Homeostasis so we can have an ideal classroom environment. And it's a vibe..." Mr. Okezie
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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