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Klan Grannies 

Racist old hags who spend all their time online bitching about Meghan Markle, Kamala Harris, Lil Nas X and other celebs of colour.
Why doesn't Twitter ban the disgusting Klan Grannies?
Klan Grannies by 1dead April 12, 2022
'Hoe, Zayn Malik is like a flailing zombie these days dude.'

'Yep yep, too scared to sing outside a studio. FLOP junkie man.'
Zombie by 1dead November 2, 2019

Orange Spaz 

'That fucking depraved orange spaz gonna be impeached soon, dude!'

'Yup, hoe, it's finally happening."
Orange Spaz by 1dead November 1, 2019
A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.
Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?
Hoefest by 1dead July 7, 2019

Zayn Malik

Boy, Zayn Malik is gonna be joining the 27 Club next year the way he's going aye.
Zayn Malik by 1dead June 29, 2019
Doing paid to posts on Instagram.
Now that Oliver's got 100k followers, he's gonna be merching the fuck out of his IG.
Merching by 1dead June 22, 2019

Louis Tomlinson

The really ugly one from One Direction.
Louis Tomlinson can't sing and he is so nasty looking.
Louis Tomlinson by 1dead April 30, 2019