Hobbitophile

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A girl who is only attracted to guys under 5' 7".

Risha only gets turned on by boys who are hella short. She sure is a hobbitophile.

Hobbitophile by Laal Daal April 5, 2020

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Hobbitophile

A girl who prefers shorter guys, especially guys much shorter than her.

The hobbitophile thought the five foot nothing guy was by far the most attractive guy she had ever seen.

Hobbitophile by Solid Mantis August 26, 2019

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Hobbitophile

A guy or girl that has a preference for short guys/ girls.

Angel-When you masterbate, you're thinking about guys, short, short guys, you fuckin hobbitophile.
Guy-You got that from the movie Dogma dude, not all the time.

Hobbitophile by Solid Mantis August 26, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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