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Hobbitting 

An act of intimacy that involves pubic hair, glue and feet. You do the math.
Damn we hobbitted so hard last night I could barely walk!! Hobbitting is great

Hobbiting 

ho-bít-ing

Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position
Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.
Hobbiting by eakart1 October 9, 2016

hobbiting 

If you have already seen Lord of the Rings then you already know what a hobbit is. Hobbiting is when someone explores and adventures a hillside or mountain side, usually through the woods. A hill/mountain side is not mandatory, but it furthers the hobbiting experience. Smoking, making fires, and making forts are some common hobbiting activities. Psychedelic drugs (LSD, mushrooms, peyote) really enhance a hobbing experience, and really get you involved in the sport. Mischief and curiousity are a must.
"Where are Jake and Nate?"
"Oh, they went hobbiting today. They're climbing around some mountainside making campfires and having a good time."

"I went hobbiting yesterday, you should have seen the fort that I built."

"No one hobbits like we do. We hobbit that mountain side to no end, and that's some damn good acid."
hobbiting by JeanClaudePignut April 8, 2009

hobbiting 

Hiding away in your house/room or just being anti-social; like a hobbit hiding in his dwelling.
Jack isn't coming to the party tonight, he'd rather be hobbiting in his apartment.
hobbiting by Cdeath January 14, 2009

hobbit, hobbiting 

Stop your hobbiting around!
Shut up or ill cut off your hobbit.
hobbit, hobbiting by Matt444 February 19, 2004

hobbiting 

Skullfucking a hobbit or another person of small stature
Thom gave Rhod a good hobbiting; his eye socket was sore for weeks
hobbiting by Fredster C June 13, 2008
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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