Hobbitting

Staying in a room with the lights off, curtains/blinds closed as to minimise light during the day. The room must be warm. Watch films while cwtching under a duvet eating junk food.

-'Have you been hobbitting all day?'
'Hell yeah! I had no lectures today!'

by Tobyj_197 February 17, 2009

Hobbitting

An act of intimacy that involves pubic hair, glue and feet. You do the math.

Damn we hobbitted so hard last night I could barely walk!! Hobbitting is great

by Meowdontworryboutit April 06, 2021

Hobbitism

Hobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits.

That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes.

by Notintoracism December 18, 2010

The Hobbit

Book written by J. R. R. Tolkien in 1937. Arguably one of the best fantasy books in the world. Having a huge fanbase that spreads across generations, it is widely known throughout the western world. There will be a movie for it in 2012.

The hobbit is one of the best fantasy books of its time. Anyone of any age should read this absolute masterpiece

by BTTRPR November 27, 2011

Hobbiting

ho-bít-ing

Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position

Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.

by eakart1 October 09, 2016

Hobbit

A race that exists in the books of J.R.R Tolkien, namely the Lord of the Rings trilogy. They are short human-like creatures with hairy feet and curly hair; whether they have pointed (elf-like) ears or not is under debate. The reside mostly in the Shire, and are a cheerful folk than enjoy nothing more than a good and filling meal. The most famous would probably be Frodo Baggins, the Ring Bearer.

Gandalf: I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye.

by Sita Snape May 02, 2003

hobbit

Small, they would only seem as small children to your eyes. Average height being three foot six or so. Also, they have hairy feet, and a keen intrest in the brewing of Ale and pipeweed, the most famoust being Old Toby (the finest weed in the south farthing). Hobbits can also been known as halflings (because they are half the height of the average human) and Shirefolk (Since thats where alot of them live)

Zel: When i grow up, i wanna be a hobbit! And i will live in the shire in bagshot row under the party tree
Sam: Well, youre definately small enough...
zel: Hey!

by Zellie February 26, 2004