hosition 

Any position one puts their Ho in

My bitch was so nimble last night, I hit that in every hosition I could think of.

hosition by GlazeHer January 29, 2015

Hosation 

the noun form of a hosed state.

User: "My computer is hosed again."
Tech Support: "This hosation was caused by a virus downloaded during your excessive porn surfing."

Hosation by Brian N April 21, 2006