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hobbitcock by Ralf Walter August 15, 2005
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Hobblecocker
Greg: That girl is hot, but she walks funny!
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.
Hobblecocker by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016
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hobbit cock
a penis that is so hairy that the hair even grows upwards on the shaft of the penis
related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands
related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands
"so i was gonna go south of the border, but no no no!
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"
hobbit cock by sam madsen July 6, 2007
hobblecock
1. a penis with one testicle greatly smaller than the other
2. the sexual act of driving down a bumpy road with the man strapped tightly to the seat while the woman rides atop the mans cock; requiring much less effort than conventional sex due to the unpaved/ bumpy road
2. the sexual act of driving down a bumpy road with the man strapped tightly to the seat while the woman rides atop the mans cock; requiring much less effort than conventional sex due to the unpaved/ bumpy road
hobblecock by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011
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