Hoboitis

Hoboitis: pronounced hobo-eye-tis is the disease of constantly failing at typing and can strike at anytime and you will never know about it

-Created because one day I was dressed in sweat pants and a sweat shirt with my hair up in a bun and was chatting with my best friend and said I looked like a hobo. I continuously failed at typing...and so it this is how it became xD

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Person 1: rawwwrs

Person 2: rawr to you too :P what's u

oh goodness up**

Person 1: not much

Person 2: hoboitis...how I hate it

Hoboitis by MiraMoments12 October 30, 2011

Hoboitis

1.The naturally occurring condition of acting like a hobo in dress, manner, vocabulary, intellect, etc.

2. A theoretical diesease spreadable from people infected to other people who are not well informed on avoiding the disease.

Tony is acting like such a hoboitis carrier today!

Hoboitis by Tonny Davidson October 3, 2011

hoboitis

common chesse doctor or a rash

Look my swiss cheese has hoboitis
Man this hoboitis is itchy

hoboitis by LOLHULIOANDPC! July 29, 2009

Hobbitism 

Hobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits.

That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes.

Hobbitism by Notintoracism December 18, 2010

Hobbitisis 

Hobbitisis is a degenerative disease which causes an otherwise healthy person to shrink gradually over a period of time, usually several years. The shrinkage is usually unnoticeable due to the length of time over which it happens. Additional effects of hobbitisis include squinting resulting in a need to wear glasses; increased hair growth particularly on hands, feet, arms & legs; slower speach & difficulty understanding English & jokes. A person suffering from Hobbitisis will usually form strong bonds with small birds and isolate herself from Society with the exception of one person who usually devotes his entire life to catering to this person. Very, very rarely neither of these people has a life or any sort of circle of friends. Sad, but true unfortunately.

Fub would always call Bub up and tell him that she was feeling particularly unwell due to her Hobbitisis. He would then spend the day going to the chemist to get her cold medication, to Starbucks to get her favourite coffee and then sit outside her Hobbit-dwelling until she felt like seeing him. He then fixed her phone and TV, cleaned up after the bird and left to go home only to be summoned back through vicious, mean and spiteful Hobbit-text messages. Extreme eating can often complicate the disease resulting in Heffer-Hobbitisis. A person grows disproportionately short and fat.

Hobbitisis by Toad Loves Kit Kat March 8, 2010

homoitis

a disease you may get at birth and could not be cured; a gay man who cant get a boyfriend

He has homoitis soo bad he cant even get a boyfriend!

homoitis by Kobrais5 February 27, 2007