hizzowned 

When you completely own someone at something.

I just hizzowned Joe in Halo.

hizzowned by TheMan July 26, 2004

Hizzoner

A contraction of His Honor. Not city-centric, but used regularly in New York City newspapers, usually to set an informal tone about a public official.

"Hizzoner would have none of it."

Hizzoner by Customer1 December 28, 2005

pizzowned 

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.

Tom totally pizzowned Amanda that one time

pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005

hirowned 

(verb) The act of being completely owned by Hiro Nakamura, particularly in instances involving time travel and/or teleportation.

Sylar! You just got hirowned!

hirowned by menellom December 16, 2008

Izzowned 

Being beaten in basketball by a team coached by Tom Izzo, whether he is at Michigan State University, or any other school/team he may coach in the future.

Always followed by an Exclamation Point.
Always capitalized.

Not to be confused with Dantoniowned.

Yes, The Badgers were good. But then they came to the Breslin Center and were completely Izzowned by MSU.

The Michigan Wolverines are ALWAYS Izzowned when they play the Spartans.

Izzowned by MSUSpartan March 10, 2009

HiltOWNED

When Paris Hilton gets to go to jail and whines and cries like a brat.

Did you hear the news about Paris Hilton going to jail? She just got HiltOWNED!

HiltOWNED by Lucas_JWF January 5, 2009

jizzowned

Although jizzowned does not exceed the ownage power of Pablowned, it is not to be underestimated. This is used to describe when a person is humiliated so horribly that it can be compared to somebody getting jizzed in the eye. In extreme occasions, it can be compared to getting jizzed in the poohole.

Liu: Dude I've told you a million times I'm not a fag!
Lang: Then what is that dildo sticking out of your pocket?
Liu: .....
Steven: Dude you got jizzowned!

jizzowned by Harry Pen the 15th July 24, 2006