HiltOWNED

When Paris Hilton gets to go to jail and whines and cries like a brat.

Did you hear the news about Paris Hilton going to jail? She just got HiltOWNED!

by Lucas_JWF January 5, 2009

hirowned

(verb) The act of being completely owned by Hiro Nakamura, particularly in instances involving time travel and/or teleportation.

Sylar! You just got hirowned!

by menellom December 16, 2008

Hiltoned

To be jailed for drunk driving

PERSON A: "I got sent to the pokey for 45 days on a drunk driving charge"

PERSON B: "Man you was HILTONED"

by Haldormud July 8, 2007

hizzowned

When you completely own someone at something.

I just hizzowned Joe in Halo.

by TheMan July 26, 2004

Perez-Hiltoned

The point where a celebrity has become famous enough to have their own category in Perez Hilton's online archive.

Girl 1- "Zachary Quinto is going to get so famous because of Star Trek."
Girl 2- "Yeah, he has already been Perez-Hiltoned!"

Girl 1- "Carrie Prejean is getting so much press these days. She's a real dumbass."
Girl 2- "Yeah but she's such a dumbass that Perez refuses to Perez-Hilton her!"

by greasy_broad May 22, 2009

hiltoned

To have sex with a mate multiple times in a small period of time.

"I hiltoned Jessica all yesterday."

by MillerTime555 April 4, 2007

Halowned

the act of getting owned in the popular videogame "Halo" or "Halo 2."

Dude, I got Halowned yesterday.

by Mike Seguin May 17, 2006