Lucas_JWF's definitions

blimbo

A ditzy blonde girl with a huge stuffed belly sticking out like a blimp after eating a lot of food. It may also cause her pants to be unbutton or overflow.

Hey blimbo! That's enough chocolate milk for one day.

by Lucas_JWF March 17, 2009

Barneyphobia

Fear of Barney the purple dinosaur.

This one time Barney was walking up to a kid to tell him "I love you" and he was running away screaming from him like he has Barneyphobia. It make sense since people are aware of a big fat purple dinosaur of a pedophile.

by Lucas_JWF February 16, 2009

Happy Bad Luck Day

A day where everybody gets bad luck. Only happens every Friday 13.

It's Friday 13 and you know what that means? It's bad luck! Happy Bad Luck Day!

by Lucas_JWF February 13, 2009

bartle

A curse that will summon a evil little troll who will keep harassing your life no matter what you do.

Never break up with a gypsy girl for someone else or she'll give you the bartle curse.

by Lucas_JWF February 7, 2009

Oenophobia

A fear of wine of all kinds.

Man: "Would you like some wine dear?"
Woman: "AHHHHUGHHH!!!!!"
Man: "Whoa, relax! You're acting like you got oenophobia or something."

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

Cetaphobia

Someone who fears of whales and the movie Free Willy.

This one time at the theaters we went to go see Free Willy and later this little kid was having cetaphobia everytime Free Willy shows up on the screen.

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

Bufonophobia

The fear of Toad from the Mario series.

No matter what Mario game Toad's in, he still won't play it due to his bufonophobia.

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009