the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.

Tom totally pizzowned Amanda that one time

pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005

Related Words

Dizzowned • pizzowned • disowned • Izzowned • bizzowned • Dildowned • Discowned • dissowned • dizzown • hizzowned

Disowned

refusal to acknowledge, and/ or maintain any connection with.

people are often ''disowned'' by their family.

to be disowned is to be ignored like you don't exist by a specific person/group as they should act as if they don't know you, and never did.

"Amy's family disowned her when they found out she was a lesbian."

Disowned by qztal May 29, 2018

hizzowned

When you completely own someone at something.

I just hizzowned Joe in Halo.

hizzowned by TheMan July 26, 2004

Disowned

What your parents were planning to do the day you were born

I have been disowned

Disowned by That certain someone October 7, 2019

Izzowned

Being beaten in basketball by a team coached by Tom Izzo, whether he is at Michigan State University, or any other school/team he may coach in the future.

Always followed by an Exclamation Point.
Always capitalized.

Not to be confused with Dantoniowned.

Yes, The Badgers were good. But then they came to the Breslin Center and were completely Izzowned by MSU.

The Michigan Wolverines are ALWAYS Izzowned when they play the Spartans.

Izzowned by MSUSpartan March 10, 2009

Discowned

Being owned beyond the point of QQ, the opposing player disconnects from the server or game in out of angry or frustration. (Popular in the online multi-player of Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast, Version 1.02)

Player 1: GG, 10-0 Noob.
Player 2: Screw you.
Player 2: Player 2 has disconnected from the server.
Player 1: discowned.

Discowned by Esula August 10, 2008

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026