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pizzowned 

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.
Tom totally pizzowned Amanda that one time
pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005
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Disowned 

refusal to acknowledge, and/ or maintain any connection with.

people are often ''disowned'' by their family.

to be disowned is to be ignored like you don't exist by a specific person/group as they should act as if they don't know you, and never did.
"Amy's family disowned her when they found out she was a lesbian."
Disowned by qztal May 29, 2018

hizzowned 

When you completely own someone at something.
I just hizzowned Joe in Halo.
hizzowned by TheMan July 26, 2004

Disowned 

What your parents were planning to do the day you were born
I have been disowned

Izzowned 

Being beaten in basketball by a team coached by Tom Izzo, whether he is at Michigan State University, or any other school/team he may coach in the future.

Always followed by an Exclamation Point.
Always capitalized.

Not to be confused with Dantoniowned.
Yes, The Badgers were good. But then they came to the Breslin Center and were completely Izzowned by MSU.

The Michigan Wolverines are ALWAYS Izzowned when they play the Spartans.
Izzowned by MSUSpartan March 10, 2009
Being owned beyond the point of QQ, the opposing player disconnects from the server or game in out of angry or frustration. (Popular in the online multi-player of Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast, Version 1.02)
Player 1: GG, 10-0 Noob.
Player 2: Screw you.
Player 2: Player 2 has disconnected from the server.
Player 1: discowned.
Discowned by Esula August 10, 2008
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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