jizzowned

Although jizzowned does not exceed the ownage power of Pablowned, it is not to be underestimated. This is used to describe when a person is humiliated so horribly that it can be compared to somebody getting jizzed in the eye. In extreme occasions, it can be compared to getting jizzed in the poohole.

Liu: Dude I've told you a million times I'm not a fag!
Lang: Then what is that dildo sticking out of your pocket?
Liu: .....
Steven: Dude you got jizzowned!

by Harry Pen the 15th July 24, 2006

pizzowned

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.

Tom totally pizzowned Amanda that one time

by Stupy John January 6, 2005

hizzowned

When you completely own someone at something.

I just hizzowned Joe in Halo.

by TheMan July 26, 2004

pjizzowned

1. The highest possible form of pwnage. It's got all the humiliation present in pizzowned, plus the humiliation equivalent of getting jizzed on hardcore like you're in the finale of a porno flick. Being pjizzowned is so bad, that to date, it is believed that no mortal has ever managed to do it to anybody in this context.

2. To literally be jizzed on like in the finale of a porno flick.

1. According to Judeo-Christian belief, God pjizzowned humankind by flooding the world.

2. Holy shit, did you see that? That blonde chick just got pjizzowned hardcore!

by Teh M43n September 26, 2005

Izzowned

Being beaten in basketball by a team coached by Tom Izzo, whether he is at Michigan State University, or any other school/team he may coach in the future.

Always followed by an Exclamation Point.
Always capitalized.

Not to be confused with Dantoniowned.

Yes, The Badgers were good. But then they came to the Breslin Center and were completely Izzowned by MSU.

The Michigan Wolverines are ALWAYS Izzowned when they play the Spartans.

by MSUSpartan March 10, 2009

Jizzweed

An obnoxious person. Often annoying many people in a small space, making it more annoying when you can't leave.

Person A: (making obnoxious space shuttle sounds)
Person B: shut up, jizzweed...

by MomMadeJizzweedUpRespectElders July 27, 2009

pizzowned

New-age version of the word "pwned" which comes from the word "owned" meaning to win against someone, with ease. Now, there is "owned" with "pwned" and a bit of pizza goodness on the side. Hence, "pizzowned".

You just got pizzowned by a true hustla foo! Aiiiiiight?

by The Pizzowner May 2, 2004