hippocras

an old medicinal tonic mad with spiced wine.

Flu shot or hippocras?

You decide

by wolfdogg8my<3 November 21, 2009

hippocritic

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

by jpg3 October 8, 2011

hippocritical

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

Hippocrocapig

A female who is not atractive at alll, used in the same context as "Moose".

Strewth, she's a right hippocrocapig! I would need to drink Belgium to go to bed with her!

by Not a Mullha November 5, 2006

Hippochristian

One who claims they're a church-going, Jesus-loving, god-fearing, moral person who follows the teachings of Jesus, but actually behaves to the contrary, or propagates hatred instead.

Did you see the news last night? That gay-bashing evangelist Ted Haggard was busted buying meth and gay sex from a male prositute!!! Ha. ha. ha... What a Hippochristian!

OR

Did you ever notice that Born Again Christians hate everybody? What Hippochristians!

by Bolly Bopah February 8, 2007

Hippocrocapig

A woman who would be described as having a 'nice personality'. In reality she's just in danger of being harpooned.

Jeez man, tell me you didn't. She's a hippocrocapig! I wouldn't touch her with yours!

by EddyEinstein January 27, 2011

hippocrocopig

A Hippocrocopig is a another name for a person, male or female who is regarded as overweight like a hippopotomous as ugly as a crocodile and has the habbits of a pig.

Lisa Riley and Vanessa Feltz are the closest celebraties to be a Hippocrocopig

by daaaaannnnnn July 26, 2006