This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.
After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."
One who claims they're a church-going, Jesus-loving, god-fearing, moral person who follows the teachings of Jesus, but actually behaves to the contrary, or propagates hatred instead.
Did you see the news last night? That gay-bashing evangelist Ted Haggard was busted buying meth and gay sex from a male prositute!!! Ha. ha. ha... What a Hippochristian!
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Did you ever notice that Born Again Christians hate everybody? What Hippochristians!
A Hippocrocopig is a another name for a person, male or female who is regarded as overweight like a hippopotomous as ugly as a crocodile and has the habbits of a pig.
LisaRiley and Vanessa Feltz are the closest celebraties to be a Hippocrocopig