hippocratamous

An noun for the man who releases confetti at the wrong time in different situation most commonly 76er games

Here comes the confetti but we didn’t win yet. Must be that damn hippocratamous.

by Bigcelticsfan101 June 2, 2018

Hippocrotamus

A person with an ego of mammoth proportions, too large to fit the standard "hypocrite" label.

Girl 1: I can't believe Mary had sex with Jamie after they've only dated a month, what a slut.

Girl 2: Didn't you hook up with some guy you'd known for 2 hours last weekend? You're a hippocrotamus.

by Girl Interrupted August 30, 2010

Hippocrotamus

An enormous hypocrite. Someone that has reached such extreme levels of hypocrisy that it is all prevailing, dangerous and out of control, like a rampaging hippopotamus.

I can't believe you put cheese on your vegan burger, you're such a hippocrotamus!

by Harrisimo December 22, 2019

hippocritamus

A person who pokes fun at people for being goofy and goes around acting goofy themselves

-Yo this guy mad goofy.

-hrs later...
- *acts like a complete goof*
- Didn't you just make fun of that guy for being mad goofy? You a damn hippocritamus 🦛

by Jaye_em September 5, 2020

hippocritamoose

A mythical creature that demonstrates hypocritical behavior and bears resemblance to a hippo and a moose.

You're a hippocritamoose for looking at vacation spots in December!

by anonymous September 15, 2022